(Originally published) September 3, 2008
Hello. I’m Ace Backwords. I’m presently 51 years old. Future plans include growing old and dying. Preferably in that order. I’m presently living in the bushes in the Berkeley hills in a sleeping bag with 3 feral cats, 2 squirrels, a pack of grouchy raccoons, and a blue jay in a pear tree. I can be reached at acebackwords2002@yahoo.com . Or else go to a street corner, ask for a guy name Bill, tell him the secret password, and then quietly leave your message in a bottle in the nearest dumpster. I’ll get back to you shortly.
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