This is another thing that has long puzzled me. Charmin’s advertising campaign. I mean, I like quality toilet paper as much as the next guy. But I’ve never felt the urge to rub it on my face in fits of ecstatic happiness.
And another thing. Why Charmin Basic? Do they have a Charmin Advanced for the more sophisticated ass wipers?
And thirdly, what’s with the word “Resistente!” in small print? Is this some kind of subliminal message to rope in the Hispanic consumers? With possibly revolutionary connotations. I mean, what exactly are they resisting?
Is it any wonder I’m depressed all the day long. This world is so baffling.