Needless to say, Romneymania is sweeping the nation. As the founder, as well as the only active member, of the Homeless Berkeleyites for Romney Political Action Committee (HBR-PAC) I’ve come up with several inspiring campaign slogans that we hope to mass-produce as bumperstickers, posters, buttons and commemorative plates (suitable for dining on). Among them:
“Romney is the One”
“If Not Romney Then it Will Be Somebody Else!!”
“He’s a Mormon not a Moron”
“If it Don’t Mitt it Don’t Matter”
“Mitt Romney: Very Unlikely to be Involved in a Sex Scandal”
“Romney: Hope You can Sort of Hope For”
and
“Proudly Displaying his Birth Certificate Since 1947”
So come on, Berkeley. Hop on the Romney bandwagon! As a man on the street once said; “Make mine Mitt!” If not now when? If not what why? If not where who? Think about.
Acid Heroes 
Yo, Ace,
“If It Doesn’t Mitt, You Must Quit!”
~gettin’ in the spirit of the insanity.
You are too much, as always.