Things that annoy me. That could be a very long list. But here’s three things that annoyed me this morning.
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They mis-spelled “guarantee.” That’s the kind of attention to detail that makes for a qualitee product!What the hell is “New York Coffee”?? Is it somehow different than New Jersey coffee? Is it made from specially grown coffee beans from the fields of Manhattan?“Hand made burgers”?? Is there some way to make burgers WITHOUT using your hands? Which got me wondering if there’s some kind of special hamburger-making machine. And are the machine-made burgers somehow of lesser quality than the hand-made ones? I dunno.
Ace Backwords is a former cartoonist, writer and semi-normal human being. He's been sleeping in the bushes in the Berkeley hills for the last ten years with his four feral cats, Moo Cat, Fatty, Mini Scaredy and Micro Scaredy. Future plans include growing old and dying. Preferably in that order.
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