Acid Heroes

September 23, 2013


Filed under: Backwords from Ace — Ace Backwords @ 5:41 pm
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This is another thing that has long puzzled me.  Charmin’s advertising campaign.  I mean, I like quality toilet paper as much as the next guy.  But I’ve never felt the urge to rub it on my face in fits of ecstatic happiness.

And another thing.   Why Charmin Basic?  Do they have a Charmin Advanced for the more sophisticated ass wipers?

And thirdly, what’s with the word “Resistente!” in small print?   Is this some kind of subliminal message to rope in the Hispanic consumers?   With possibly revolutionary connotations.  I mean, what exactly are they resisting?

Is it any wonder I’m depressed all the day long.  This world is so baffling.





  1. Resists vigorous ass wiping, I suppose? I’m Puerto Rican and that’s confusing to me to.

    Comment by Vas Littlecrow Wojtanowicz — September 24, 2013 @ 8:31 pm | Reply

  2. No wonder you’re depressed. Pondering life’s great mysteries will do that to you!

    Comment by Another Mary — September 26, 2013 @ 3:56 am | Reply

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