Acid Heroes

April 4, 2014

“I Failed” by Ace Backwords

Filed under: Backwords from Ace — Ace Backwords @ 9:53 pm
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I had a great idea for my next book!!  “I FAILED” by Ace Backwords.  I certainly won’t have any trouble coming up with material for this one. It could easily run a couple thousand pages.

I could have chapters on all the different facets of life in which I’ve failed at.  I failed with Women.  I failed at Sports.  I failed at a Career.  I failed at finding a Home.  I failed at Friendships.  I failed at Spirituality.  I failed Racially. Of course I was a complete success at Love (kidding:  FAILURE!).   I failed at virtually every way in which a human being can fail.

In fact, I’m virtually an expert on the subject of failure. I’ve been researching it on a daily basis for over 50 years.  It’s a genre I was born to excel at.

And it’s such a universal subject, there’s probably a huge built-in audience just waiting for the thing. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that this could make for a great book.  I can hardly wait to start working on it.

But knowing me, I’ll probably fuck this one up, too.





  1. Sounds like the post detox blues. It’s hell. Was just there a few months ago. Now i’m just trying to come to terms with the brain damage decades of daily drinking caused.

    Comment by Jon — April 5, 2014 @ 2:26 am | Reply

  2. you never failed you are hero to me sir. My friend in berkeley

    Comment by John Delmos — March 5, 2018 @ 5:08 pm | Reply

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