I’m not a liberal. I’m not sure exactly what I am. But I’m definitely not a liberal. Anyways, the other day I was gassing off on Facebook. Expounding on “world affairs” and etc. And this guy said: “Man, you must really be an anomaly in Berkeley!”
Well sir, that stopped me in my tracks. Anomaly? It’s one of those words that I’m not sure exactly what it means. Ya’ know? It’s not a word that I’ve ever used in conversation. “Hey bro, cut the shit, you’re acting like a fucking anomaly.” The word is a little too gummy to actually use. So I looked it up in the dictionary:
“Anomaly 1. Deviation or departure from the normal or common order, form or rule 2. One that is peculiar, irregular, abnormal or difficult to classify”
Holy shit. That’s as close as I’ve ever come to describing myself. Especially the “abnormal” and “irregular” part. Ha ha.