“Advanced Orange-Peeling Techniques”

 

YOU’LL NEVER PEEL AN ORANGE THE SAME WAY AGAIN

Did you know you’ve been peeling an orange wrong?

Check this out:

 

 

Welcome to another installment of KITCHEN TIPS FOR TODAY’S MODERN HOUSEWIVES with your pal Ace Backwords.

Today’s episode is “Advanced Orange-Peeling Techniques.”

Step One: Harvest some succulent oranges from your backyard orange grove.

STEP TWO: Imagine the orange is a globe and slice off the North and South Pole (if you’re on drugs just imagine the Equator, that’ll work, too)

Step Three: Utilize your knifeware to deftly slice along the spine of the orange.

Step Four: Merely unroll the orange. VOILA! Oranges fit for a King!

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