There was yet another mass-shooting today in _______ (fill in whether it was a Democratic area or a Republican area).
The shooter was known to espouse _______ (fill in whether he was a leftwing nut or a rightwing nut).
This is an outrage according to the media pundits at _______ (fill in the assholes at the leftwing media or the assholes at the rightwing media).
And the blame has squarely been placed on ________ (fill in whoever you happen to have an axe to grind with).
Meanwhile, the other approximately 50 murders a day that take place in America, day after day, year after year, will remain relatively under-reported so long as they don’t happen to coincide with issues that we can make political points off of.