Acid Heroes: the Legends of LSD

June 12, 2014

Breaking news!! Check in with your selective outrage. Details at 5.

Filed under: Backwords from Ace — Ace Backwords @ 8:07 pm
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ron burgandy breaking news

Breaking news!!

There was yet another mass-shooting today in _______ (fill in whether it was a Democratic area or a Republican area).

The shooter was known to espouse _______ (fill in whether he was a leftwing nut or a rightwing nut).

This is an outrage according to the media pundits at _______ (fill in the assholes at the leftwing media or the assholes at the rightwing media).

And the blame has squarely been placed on ________ (fill in whoever you happen to have an axe to grind with).

Meanwhile, the other approximately 50 murders a day that take place in America, day after day, year after year, will remain relatively under-reported so long as they don’t happen to coincide with issues that we can make political points off of.

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1 Comment »

  1. Ace, once again you nailed it

    Comment by Darrell Legg — June 13, 2014 @ 1:11 am | Reply


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