Which Jesus do you believe in?


Jesus Christ at the plate, bottom of the ninth, two outs, and Satan is on the mound.
Homey Christ


Jewish Christ
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All-Amerian kick-ass Christ




Jesus “take-a-little-off-the-sides-but-go-easy-with-the-blowdryer” Christ


“Jesus Christ that hurts like a motherfucker!”
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Grilled Jesus sandwich with a side order of cole slaw.

Charlie “If-you-take-enough-acid-you-can-believe-in-almost-anything” Christ
Hollywood Jesus. “HEY, have we got a Gospel for you, dude!”

3 thoughts on “Which Jesus do you believe in?

  1. That’s Jared Leto, not Chris Novoselic (from Nirvana). You knew that, right? BTW, I just finished the Manson biography. I’ll send it to you.

    1. Yeah, it was just a joke. I don’t know who Leto is but the photo just reminded me of the kind of guy who would be playing bass in a ’90s grunge band. But maybe I should change it since nobody gets the joke and everyone keeps telling me about this Leto guy.

      1. Somebody else said the “blowdryer Jesus looked like the fourth Bee Gee.

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