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May 4, 2016

Tragedy strikes on the streets of Berkeley

Filed under: Backwords from Ace — Ace Backwords @ 11:11 pm
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Reportedly, his last words were: “Barbie! Barbie! Barbie!”



Several eye witnesses claimed the original dispute broke out over an argument over fashion accessories. But, according to a recent issue of the NATIONAL ENQUIRER, Barbie had been secretly dating GI Joe behind Ken’s back. Which may have been a contributing factor in the resulting tragedy.


According to a press release from a spokesman at Mattel, Inc., Ken’s final wishes were to eschew burial or cremation, in favor of being melted down and recycled. 








1 Comment »

  1. Looks gruesome.

    Comment by Deborah K Jamil — May 5, 2016 @ 2:26 am | Reply

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