I was just walking down Bancroft and these two guys are walking RIGHT behind me. And they’re talking REAL loud, RIGHT into my ear. And it’s REALLY starting to get on my nerves.
So I stop right in the middle of the sidewalk to let them pass by. And as they’re passing me I’m sort of glaring at them and thinking all sorts of bad thoughts about them. When one of them turned to me and said:
“Excuse me sir, your backpack is unzipped and your headphones are about to fall out.”
“They are?” I said.
“Yes they are,” he said.
“Gee, thanks for the tip.” I said.
I zipped up my backpack before my headphones could fall out.
I really can be an ass sometimes.