I know this one guy — a longtime Berkeley street person — who was driving down University Avenue, and he was a little too drunk. And he decided to get even more dunk and purchase some more liquor at the liquor store on the corner. Unfortunately, when he tried to park his car, he made a sharp righthand turn and drove right up onto the sidewalk and right through the front window of the store, practically all the way to the cash register.
I guess that’s one way to keep from waiting on line.
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