The latest Facebook demographic survey

Backwords from Ace 1 Minute

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One of my Facebook friends angrily suggested I stop posting so many photos of my goddamn feral cats because it was needlessly cluttering up his News Feed.

Sorry. Can’t do it.

According to my latest demographic survey:

90% of my Facebook friends specifically check out my Facebook page to view my feral cat photos.

5% want to read my political posts

2% are just morbidly curious about the latest stupid things I said late at night when I was really really drunk

1% want to hear the latest insults I’ve hurled at Larry Livermore

And 0.3% of my Facebook friends specifically check out my page to see my latest selfies.

PS. Heres another photo of my goddamn feral cats.

 

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Published by Ace Backwords

Ace Backwords is a former cartoonist, writer and semi-normal human being. He's been sleeping in the bushes in the Berkeley hills for the last ten years with his four feral cats, Moo Cat, Fatty, Mini Scaredy and Micro Scaredy. Future plans include growing old and dying. Preferably in that order.

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