One of my Facebook friends angrily suggested I stop posting so many photos of my goddamn feral cats because it was needlessly cluttering up his News Feed.
Sorry. Can’t do it.
According to my latest demographic survey:
90% of my Facebook friends specifically check out my Facebook page to view my feral cat photos.
5% want to read my political posts
2% are just morbidly curious about the latest stupid things I said late at night when I was really really drunk
1% want to hear the latest insults I’ve hurled at Larry Livermore
And 0.3% of my Facebook friends specifically check out my page to see my latest selfies.
PS. Heres another photo of my goddamn feral cats.