The latest Facebook demographic survey

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One of my Facebook friends angrily suggested I stop posting so many photos of my goddamn feral cats because it was needlessly cluttering up his News Feed.

Sorry. Can’t do it.

According to my latest demographic survey:

90% of my Facebook friends specifically check out my Facebook page to view my feral cat photos.

5% want to read my political posts

2% are just morbidly curious about the latest stupid things I said late at night when I was really really drunk

1% want to hear the latest insults I’ve hurled at Larry Livermore

And 0.3% of my Facebook friends specifically check out my page to see my latest selfies.

PS. Heres another photo of my goddamn feral cats.

 

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