New Year’s Resolutions for 2019

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1.) Gain 20 pounds
2.) Smite my enemies
3.) Stop eating fruits and vegetables 
4.) No more crack cocaine — nothing but crystal meth in 2019!!
5.) Buy some new underwear
6.) Stop posting lists that don’t make a lick of sense except when I’m drunk

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