BREAKING NEWS!!

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Trump signs Executive Order banning Ace Backwords from posting any more photos of feral cats on his Facebook page.

“It’s a national emergency,” stated Trump in a crucial presidential tweet. “The American people are sick of looking at those damn cats, many of whom are living in the woods illegally. They come flooding across our news feeds bringing nothing but cuteness and the deaths of countless mice.”

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