People sometimes speculate on my politics. What am I ? Leftwing? Rightwing? Conservative? Liberal? So I thought I’d go down the list.
IMMIGRATION? I support securing our border, enforcing our immigration laws, and stopping illegal immigration: CONSERVATIVE
ABORTION? What a woman does with her body is her business and not mine: LIBERAL
GAY RIGHTS? What consenting adults do in the privacy of their homes is their right as long as they don’t cum in my mouth. LIBERAL
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION: Judging someone by the color of their skin is racism and that goes for reverse racism too. CONSERVATIVE
RACISM IN GENERAL: Every race has much to be proud of and much to be ashamed of. A “racist” is just someone who only looks at half of this equation. And that cuts left and right. COMMON SENSE
DEATH PENALTY: A rabid animal you put to sleep. As painlessly as possible. CONSERVATIVE
GUN CONTROL: There’s gotta be some way we can keep guns out of the hands of nuts and criminals but I’m not sure what that way is: LIBERAL..
THE MILITARY: Full benefits for all veterans. But slash the Pentagon budget and all that waste by 50%. LIBERAL
DRUG LAWS? Decriminalize all drugs. LIBERAL
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