The guy sitting next to me gets up and goes to complain to the librarian. The librarian approached the guy and said: “Excuse me, sir. If you don’t stop making noises and stop threatening people, we’re going to have to ask you to leave the library.”
“I wasn’t threatening anybody,” the guy explained. “I just told him I was going to stab him.”
Well, it’s good that he cleared up that misunderstanding.