The saga of Colin Kaepernick

Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49ers rushes during a game against the Green Bay Packers at Candlestick Park on Jan. 12, 2012.

I’m just a casual football fan. But I’ve been following Colin Kaepernick’s career pretty much from the beginning. And watched just about every game he played for the San Francisco 49ers. So I have a pretty good appreciation for Kaepernick’s game and his skill set.

I first became aware of Colin Kaepernick when he was still in college and playing for this little school in Nevada. And he single-handedly demolished the mighty Cal Bears, ran them into the dirt. You could tell he was a special talent from the very beginning.

And then in his very first start with the 49ers he ran for 180 yards (against the Green Bay Packers) and set the record for most rushing yards by a quarterback. Off to a darn good start. Kaep completely took the defenses by surprise. No one had ever seen that kind of skill set before — that combination of size, speed and agility.

Then in his second season, when starting quarterback Alex Smith was out for 2 games with a concussion, Kaep took over as starter. But then after 2 games everyone assumed Smith would be back as the starter — Smith was a damn good quarterback after all and had taken the Niners to within one play of going to the Super Bowl the previous year. But to everyone’s surprise Coach Harbaugh kept Kaep as the starter. Harbaugh was kind of a mad-genius football coach. And he couldn’t resist playing around with this once-in-a-lifetime talent like Kaep. Harbaugh was like Dr. Frankenstein in his laboratory creating this new monster on the slab. And Kaep took the Niners all the way to the Super Bowl that year, and came within one play of winning it.

And then in his second year as starter Kaep took the Niners all the way to the NFL Finals before his pass was intercepted by Richard Sherman of the Seahawks in the end zone on the last play of the game, preventing a second trip to the Super Bowl. That would pretty much be Kaep’s last highlight reel. And the end of his glory years (which really only lasted one-and-a-half years).

In the off season Kaep was heralded as the next great NFL superstar and his picture was on the cover of all the football magazines and the experts were predicting he would be the face of the new NFL (which he turned out to be, ironically enough, but in a different way from how they predicted).

But a funny thing happened on his way to the Hall of Fame. In his next season. Kaep got worse not better. And the Niners slipped to mediocrity at 8-8. Coach Harbaugh knew what the problem was before everyone else. All the other coaches had been studying Kaep on film, and they had figured out his weaknesses and how to stop him. Kaep was like a rookie phenom in baseball who’s called up to the big leagues and starts hitting the ball all over the field. And everyone predicts he will be the next great superstar. But then the pitchers figure out his weakness — the “hole in his swing” — he can’t hit the inside curveball (or whatever). So all the pitchers start throwing him the inside curveball, over and over, and now they’re all getting him out left and right. And now the phenom has to either adjust and fix the hole in his swing. Or he gets run out of the Big Leagues (which is usually what happens). That’s what happened to Kaep. The defenses figured out the hole in his game. Coach Harbaugh even hired a full-time coach just to come up with new game plans every week for new things that Kap could do to keep the defenses guessing. But, unfortunately, Kaep didn’t have any more tricks in his bag of tricks.

Then the hot topic among all the sports fans became: “What’s wrong with Colin Kaepernick??” He had started out so great. And now he sucked. I used to listen to Steve Young’s weekly radio show every week. Young was a Hall of Fame quarterback and an expert on quarterbacks. He said; “To be consistently successful in the NFL a quarterback has to master the pocket. Colin hasn’t been able to do that. And I don’t think he ever will.” Kaep had always gotten by on his pure athletic skills. But he never really mastered the nuances of quarterbacking. Football is like a chess match after all. The defense makes its move, then the quarterback makes his counter-move, then the defense makes their counter-counter-move, and then the quarterback makes his counter-counter-counter-move. And so on. The quarterback has to be able to instantly “read the defense” and deliver the ball to the hole in the defense. No easy task, because the defenses all try to camoflauge their alignments. Not only that, the quarterback only has like two seconds to make all of these split-second decisions after the ball is snapped, while 300-pound monsters are charging at him trying to take his head off. Quarterbacking is one of the most exacting and difficult positions in all of sports. And Kaep was unable to master it on the highest level.

The other thing we only realized in retrospect, regarding Kaep’s initial success. Kaep had everything going for him when he first started out. He had a great coach who knew exactly how to use him — how to play to his strengths and minimize his weaknesses. The Niners also had the number one defense in the league. They usually gave Kap great field position. And the team was usually in the lead. So Kaep rarely had to march down the whole field and deliver a come-from-behind victory. All he had to do was not make any mistakes and let the others do their jobs. The Niners were loaded with playmakers at all the skill positions — all-pro receivers like Vernon Davis and Michael Crabtree, and all-pro running back Frank Gore.. All Kaep had to do was run around back there and then dump the ball off to one of his stars and let them make plays.

It finally got so bad for Kaep, he ended up demoted to being a back-up to a career back-up. When he finally won the starting job back in mid-season, he still sucked, and only managed to win one game all year (and only barely that by one point). And the Niners ended up a miserable 2-14.  Kaep would be 4-20 in his last 24 starts. And that just doesn’t cut it in the NFL. So Kaep was released at the end of the season.


When none of the other teams signed Kaep after he was dumped by the Niners, Kaep claimed the owners were “colluding” against him because of his political beliefs — his controversial “sitting for the National Anthem” thing. But believe me, that’s not the reason why nobody would sign him. At least not the primary reason.  NFL teams would sign Charles Manson if they thought he could win games for them. But the NFL always had this double-standard. If a star player commits a serious felony or creates a big off-field distraction, you can bet some NFL team will get up there and sanctamoniously say: “We believe this fine young man deserves a second chance.” But if an average or mediocre player commits a serious felony or off-field distraction, the same NFL teams will say: “We won’t tolerate this kind of behavior in our organization.” And they’ll cut his ass so quick it isn’t funny. Kaep is no doubt better than a lot of other back-up quarterbacks in the NFL. But back-up quarterbacks are a dime-a-dozen. And Kaep’s just not good enough for teams to want to put up with his off-field baggage.

But don’t feel sorry for Colin Kaepernick. He made a ton of money, and had his moments of glory, and accomplished something that transcended sports, and (unlike most players) got out of the game before he was seriously crippled by injuries. And he could still get a ton of money out of the NFL if he gets a good lawyer to take over his lawsuit against the NFL.

Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49ers rushes during a game against the Green Bay Packers at Candlestick Park on Jan. 12, 2012.

Good grief, Alex Smith!

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The Ballad of Alex Smith.

Coming up in a half hour!  Alex Smith and the Kansas City Chiefs versus the San Francisco 49ers!!  Finally Alex Smith gets the chance to get revenge on the team that rejected him.  If there was ever a football player who was unfairly mistreated, abused and maligned, it’s Alex Smith.  But now his day has come.  He’s riding high and it’s his big chance to deliver some much-deserved come-uppance to the 49er franchise.  I’ve always been a huge San Francisco 49ers fan. But ya’ know what?  For once in my life really, I’m gonna’ be rooting against the Niners. . .  For 6 solid years Alex Smith was “the Charlie Brown of football.”  The total loser who seemed almost destined by the gods of football to always fail. But now  I hope he sticks it to ’em.

(KC marches straight down the field on their first possession and scores a touchdown!  Ha ha.)

Alex Smith had everything working against him.  He was the first player taken in the NFL draft, so he was expected to be an Instant Superstar and the Savior of the franchise . . . Then he had 5 different offensive-coordinators in his first 5 seasons. Every year he had to learn a completely new system.  And all the systems that they gave him sucked.  All his head coaches were mediocre idiots.  And none of them believed in Alex Smith.  In fact, they blamed him for their failures as coaches (most of them started out as defensive coaches, like Mike Nolan and Mike Singletary, who knew nothing about offense and even had a built-in animosity towards offensive players).  One coach even questioned Smith’s manhood, made him play when he was seriously injured and almost ruined his health and his career.

(KC scores a field goal on their second possession.  10-3 KC.)

And the fans all hated him.  We booed him unmercifully.  We were all convinced it was all Alex Smith’s fault.  He was a loser and a bum.  I remember one game, Smith was so bad, the coach benched him.  Finally, near the end of the game, with the game on the line, the coach put him back in.  “Oh no!” I groaned.  “Not Alex Smith!  You just watch!  He’s gonna’ blow it!”   Sure enough, on the very next play he threw an interception to lose the game.  “See!  I told you so!”  I said.  (I’m a big football expert, after all)

For five years Alex Smith was probably the most hated man in Bay Area sports.  “THAT BUM HAS GO TO GO!!”  If we could have tarred-and-feathered him and run him out of town, we would have.   With pitch-forks.  He was ruining everything, that guy.  Turning all our Sundays into dreary and futile exercises in loserdom.  Dragging us down with his bum-ass.

(Niners take the lead at half-time, 13-10.   Cheatin’ bastards!)

And then, finally, the Niners got a good coach.  Jim Harbaugh.  “Alex Smith is my quarterback,” he said.  “ARE YOU NUTS??!!” we all said (we’re all the football experts after all)  But then, it was like a miracle.  All of a sudden Alex Smith was playing like one of the best quarterbacks in the league.  And the Niners went on to have one of their greatest seasons in a decade.  Alex Smith led  them to one comeback victory after another.  In fact, if not for one fumble by somebody else, the Niners would have made it all the way to the Super Bowl.

So it was like the Alex Smith story had this miracle happy ending that nobody saw coming.  The next season, the Niners were again one of the best teams in the league, and Smith was one of the top-rated quarterbacks (“WE KNEW IT ALL ALONG!” we all chimed in — we’re the “Fortyniner Faithful” after all).  Alex Smith was finally going to have his moment of glory.   But then, half-way through the season Smith gets hit on the head, gets a concussion, has to sit out a game.  The back-up quarterback comes in and plays pretty good.  The next game Alex Smith is ready to go.  But the coach says:  “Nah.  I like the back-up quarterback better.”  So Alex Smith gets benched.  Loses his job.  Has to watch from the sidelines as the back-up QB leads the Niners to the Super Bowl.  It’s like, holy shit!  This guy Alex Smith just can’t win!  No matter what he does!

(KC marches down the field on the first possession of the second-half and scores a touchdown.  17-13 KC.)

So by this point, it just seems like Alex Smith was cursed by the football gods.  Just one of those star-crossed guys.  No matter what he does, he’s fated to be The Loser.  It always boomerangs against him.  But — and this is the real miracle of the Alex Smith story —  instead of complaining bitterly (which he had every right to do), instead of pointing the finger of blame at all the assholes who had fucked him over, instead of tearing the locker room apart with one of those dreaded “Quarterback Controversies,” instead of ripping out Jim Harbaugh’s intestines with a pair of rusty pliers —  Alex Smith kept his mouth shut and his head held high.  In fact, he did everything he could to help mentor his back-up and help him be successful.  “For the good of the team,”  as the oldest sports cliché in the book goes.  But face it, most of us are more concerned with “For the good of ME ME ME!”  Miraculously, instead of the two quarterbacks becoming bitter rivals (like Joe Montana and Steve Young — Joe hated Steve like he was the vilest piece of garbage known to man) they  became great friends.  And Alex Smith is lauded by everyone as one of the classiest men in football.

(Somehow the Niners have taken the lead, 19-17 with 8 minutes left in the game.  Now it’s up to Alex Smith to lead the big comeback and show his former team once and for all that they made a big mistake letting him go and “vengeance shall be mine!”)

A year later, Alex Smith gets traded to the Kansas City Chiefs, one of the worst teams in the league.  He instantly turns them into one of the best teams in the league and they make the playoffs.  So its like a second Happy Ending.  And now its his second season with KC, and you can’t help wondering what is going to happen next with The Alex Smith Story.  Some people just have strange karma, I guess.  With every manner of twists of fate.

(KC has to punt.  The Niners score a field goal to take a 22-17 lead with 2 minutes left in the game.  Alex Smith now needs to drive down the field and score a touchdown to win the game and be hero.  It’s all on Alex Smith’s shoulders now.)

Some people think pro sports is mostly about athletes scoring points and winning games.  In truth, it’s mostly a daily soap opera for men.   Football is kind of like Shakespearean drama on steroids.

(Alex Smith just threw an interception to lose the game.  Oh well.)

See, I knew it!  Just like I told you.   That Alex Smith guy is no damn good!