The Backwords Foundation

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Me, Ace Backwords, founder and director of the Backwords Foundation.

A spokesman for Ace Backwords announced earlier today the official debut of the Backwords Foundation.

According to their press release, the Backwords Foundation is a charitable organization dedicated to doing good works on a global scale. According to their mission statement, the Backwords Foundation will primarily be focused on raising funds to feed feral cats, helping the homeless get their 40s of Olde English and generally creating a better world for all of humanity.

Donations can be sent care of the Backwords Foundation website. Preferable cash, unmarked 20 dollar bills or lesser denominations (fives or tens) and/or spare change.