George P. Bush wins state-wide race
NO NO NO NO NO!! I’ve been praying to God for NO MORE GEORGE BUSHES!!! . . . Is that really too much to ask from a benevolent diety?
Is there some farm in Texas where they’re breeding George Bushes? And now we have the New Improved model, George Bush III. And specially bred as half-hispanic to appeal to the “Latino vote.”
I think they’re purposely breeding these George Bushes to increase their demographic appeal with the voters. You just watch. There’s gonna be a half-black George B. Bush. Then a half-asian George A. Bush. Then a half-lesbian Georgina L. Bush. Etc.. . . They’ll start mass-breeding these George Bush creatures like rats. Its like some hideous horror movie. “Night of the Living George Bushes.”
Just keep telling yourself…. Its only a movie. . . It’s only a movie . . .