THE ACE BACKWORDS’ GUIDE TO THE PUBLIC RESTROOMS OF AMERICA: Chapter 7: “Fun With Hand Driers”

Getting hot and bothered.

As a homeless guy who has spent over a decade as a regular user of the public restrooms, I could probably write a book: “The Ace Backwords’ Guide to the Public Restrooms of America.”

Tonight, this homeless guy has been warming his genitals on the hand-drier for the last 20 minutes. Maybe longer.

Actually, I’ve never tried that. It might feel really good.