Madonna strikes again!

 

Madonna threatens to blow up the Trump White House during a political protest.

For some reason I’m imagining Madonna, dressed all in black, climbing over the fence of the White House in the dark of night.

Then she stealthily sneaks across the White House lawn while holding one of those big, round, black bombs with the lit fuse going — like the ones that Boris Badenov was always throwing at Rocky & Bullwinkle. And she hurls the bomb onto the roof of the White House and blows the entire building to smithereens.

Then a rope ladder suddenly falls down from the sky from the helicopter that’s hovering overhead. And as Madonna climbs up the ladder she waves her fist at the smoldering wreckage that is the White House and curses:

“TAKE THAT TRUMP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!”

And then Pence is appointed President. And he finally makes America great again.

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