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December 30, 2017

Looking back fondly on the year that was, 2017, from the Ace Backwords perspective


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JANUARY: Donald J. Trump is sworn in as the 43rd president of the United States of America.


JANUARY: Massive rainstorms across the state of California — one of the wettest Januarys on record — result in the end (at least for the time being) of the Drought.


JANUARY: As predicted by virtually all the polls, political pundits, and media experts, Hillary Clinton wins the presidency by a landslide in an alternate universe.


FEBRUARY: Milo Somethingorother — a boring political gadfly who apparently makes a living saying stupid things to upset people — attempts to give a speech on the Berkeley campus and is shut down by massive protests, violence, fires, and destructive of property.


FEBRUARY: The Mario Savio Free Speech Plaza is officially re-named the No Free Speech For Fascists or People Saying Stuff I Disagree With Plaza.


MARCH: Rightwing Conservatives attempt to hold a rally in downtown Berkeley, and are met with massive resistance and street-fighting violence, and the likes of “Moldy Locks,” the “Stickman,” and Antifa get their 5 minutes of fame.


MARCH: Taco Bell opens up a franchise in Berkeley. Millions rejoice.


APRIL: Legendary Berkeley street person, the Hate Man, transcends.


APRIL: Ace Backwords takes yet another, in a seemingly endless series of, selfies.


APRIL: The feral cats continue to mostly lay around and goof off.


APRIL: I finally decide to cut off the goofy wings on the sneakers I had been wearing for months.


APRIL: Life goes on.


APRIL: People’s Park makes it to 48 years old.


APRIL: President Trump continues to govern the land with a firm, even hand.


MAY: The liberal media continues it’s fair and balanced coverage of the Trump presidency.


MAY: One final casualty of the long and wet Rainy Season of 2016-2017 (ended up with a total of 37 inches in Berkeley): A water-logged tree on the Berkeley campus collapses and dies.


MAY: Ace Backwords continues to slack off and fade away.


JUNE: Fatty the feral cat, is banished from the tribe after losing a territorial pissing war with Mini Scaredy, the alpha female of the tribe.


JUNE: Two of the guys who had been running the ill-fated Ghost Ship wharehouse, are arrested and charged with 36 counts of involuntary manslaughter for the 36 people killed in the fire during a rave.


AUGUST: People’s Park, for all its faults and shortcomings, still remains as a fairly cool place.


AUGUST: Feral cats, mostly still just goofing off.


AUGUST The city of Berkeley honors the great man, that asshole Hate Man.


AUGUST: Julia Vinograd is spotted on Telegraph Avenue.


SEPTEMBER: Mini Owl, the beloved one-and-a-half year old feral cat, disappears never to be seen again. *sigh*


SEPTEMBER: An unexpected visitor shows up at my campsite.


SEPTEMBER Record heat wave in the Bay Area with temperatures reaching 108 in San Francisco. Meanwhile, the Berkeley street people handle the situation with their usual aplomb.


SEPTEMBER: Ace Backwords is honored with a plaque, a statue, and a set of commemorative dinner plates.


SEPTEMBER: Milo Whatshisname heroically returns to Berkeley, and, thanks to about a $million dollars worth of police protection, is finally able to give a 20 minute speech on Sproul Plaza, where he mouthed some dull slogans and canned one-liners to a rapt audience of about 30 people.


SEPTEMBER: Berkeley reaffirms its commitment to free speech, though it wasn’t actually free since it ended up costing the City about a $million.


SEPTEMBER: Further proof of the existence of God.


SEPTEMBER: Against all odds, Fatty the feral cat manages to sneak back to my campsite and resume her rightful position as a member of the tribe.


OCTOBER: Feral cats? Still slacking off.


OCTOBER: The Baby Boomer Generation continues it’s long and impressive march on the way to oblivion.


OCTOBER: Major media mogul Harvey Weintein creates yet another multi-media sensation and inspires a new movement in America..


OCTOBER: Massive wildfires in Northern California cause incredible tragedies. *sigh*


OCTOBER: Super hero movies continue to rake in big bucks at the box-office, proving that the genre is no flash in the pan.


OCTOBER: The cats finally decide it’s time to quit slacking off, to get organized, and take bold, direct action.


OCTOBER: Donald Trump’s popularity soars during the Halloween holiday.


OCTOBER: Moo Cat — the elder statesman of the feral cat tribe — turns 9 years old, but remains as ornery as ever.


NOVEMBER: Senator Al Franken makes one joke too many.


DECEMBER: Christmas 2017 comes and goes, and it looks like another year is pretty much shot to hell. HAPPY NEW YEARS everybody!!













January 23, 2017

Madonna strikes again!

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For some reason I’m imagining Madonna, dressed all in black, climbing over the fence of the White House in the dark of night.

Then she stealthily sneaks across the White House lawn while holding one of those big, round, black bombs with the lit fuse going — like the ones that Boris Badenov was always throwing at Rocky & Bullwinkle. And she hurls the bomb onto the roof of the White House and blows the entire building to smithereens.

Then a rope ladder suddenly falls down from the sky from the helicopter that’s hovering overhead. And as Madonna climbs up the ladder she waves her fist at the smoldering wreckage that is the White House and curses:


And then Pence is appointed President. And he finally makes America great again.






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